Thomas land again! No seriously again!!!!

We've only been four times. What are you moaning about now Daddy?!?"

I haven't been on Bertie Bus before. Shall we go on Daddy? Don't worry, I know its for kids only but no one is watching.

Plod - Excuse me Sir. Have you just been on that ride?
William - He's not with me officer. Bye!

Daddy - Er.... Um

William - RUN DADDY!