Sack the editor.

Well I would if I could but there's no contract and the work is undertaken on a voluntary basis.

Anyway last week he was supposed to let people know I was 10lb 13oz and my vocabulary was increasing. As well as the strange baby dinosaur noises I've now mastered the art of the "goo goo", "ga ga" and "coo".

Daddy says when I grow up I will either be a professional Freddy Mercury impersonator with a repertoire of one song or a pigeon impersonator. I don't like the idea of either.

This week I'm now 11lb 14oz. By week nine I expect to have doubled my birth weight.

Today I got a new chair. It has a waterfall, music, wildlife and vibrates. But best of all it's comfy. I'm so excited!

Contemplation

You can't go anywhere these days without someone taking a photo. Well, I can't anyway. Even phones aren't just phones these days. Invasion of privacy, that's what I think. Went shoping with mummy and daddy again today. I quite enjoyed the views from my car seat. Don't know what I think about the baby sling though. I think my pram is better. Although when we went to the park I couldn't see much. Not that I was really looking. Asleep as usual.
10 lb 2 oz this week - only put on 14 oz.

P.S - most importantly I smiled today for daddy. It wasn't wind!

Sleep through the night?

Who me? You've got to be joking! Too much milk too little time. I had another weigh in today and I've gained another pound this week. I'm now a stonking 9lb 4oz. You don't get like that sleeping through the night.

Daddy has gone back to work this week on nights. He gets to come home and have a kip. Mummy is doing nights too. Only she doesn't go to bed afterwards. Is daddy bothered? I'll ask him if he ever wakes up and stops snoring.

Mummy worked out how to fit the car seat (without daddy's help - or interference!) and took me to the doctor today. I'm pleased to report I am very well thank you.

And apparently the Villa were feeling so sorry for thrashing the Spurs the other day they eventually let them have a draw.